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No oats breakfast is the porridge bowl for anyone who misses oatmeal. Walnuts, pecans and flax get blended coarse to mimic oats, then cooked with custard-thick eggs, banana and almond butter. Warm, spiced and topped with berries — it scratches the oatmeal itch completely.
Pro Tips
- Pulse the walnuts, pecans and flax only until coarse — you want an oat-like texture, not nut butter.
- Whisk the eggs and almond milk until as thick as custard before cooking; that step is what gives the bowl its porridge body.
- Blend the mashed banana and almond butter together separately so the banana smooths out completely into the base.
- Warm the mixture about 5 minutes on the stove, stirring frequently — it thickens fast and catches on the bottom if left alone.
- Garnish with fresh berries right before serving to cut the richness of the nuts.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this really taste like oatmeal?
It's the closest paleo version out there — the blended nuts and flax give the same warm, spoonable porridge feel, with cinnamon and ginger doing the oatmeal flavor work.
Is it nut-free?
No — walnuts, pecans and almond butter are all central. For a seed-based version, sunflower and pumpkin seeds are the natural swap, though the flavor changes noticeably.
Can I make it ahead of time?
It's best fresh and hot — 15 minutes start to finish. The nut-and-flax mix can be blended in a jar ahead to make mornings faster.
How filling is it?
Very — the nuts, flax and three eggs make it a high-fat, high-protein breakfast that carries you well past mid-morning.
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Ingredients
Method
- 1.
- Mix walnuts, pecans, flax seed and spices in a blender or food processor until coarse.
- Set aside.
- 2.
- Whisk all the eggs and almond milk until as thick as custard.
- 3.
- Blend the mashed banana and almond butter well.
- 4.
- Add the banana mixture to the custard and mix it well.
- 5.
- Add the nut mixture.
- 6.
- Warm the mixture on the stove for about 5 minutes; stirring frequently until eggs are thick.
- 7.
- Garnish the berries on top.




